tourism
Things you need to know
Our leader: Kim Jung Her
Kim Jung Her is the female dictating leader of our country.
She rules over everything and everyone.
Has an open marriage with Michelli Obarackski.
She is now 31.
We have recently voted that she can be 'Dictator-for-life'.
Our vision
"An impeccable country is a country with a straight vision on self-supply and independence. Try to conquer us and feel the pain of a thousand periods in your weak, man-submissive asses."
NORTHERN LIGHTS
CASINOS
Product
In Oestrogenia, where it’s mostly cold, our national product is fur coats. Fur coats are our national costume, it’s our national pride. Without a fur coat, you can’t enter our casino’s. Our strong women go hunting the minks or foxes themselves. As we produce all the coats ourselves using our hands, the coats are made with passion and are from a high quality. As our men are only used for their sperm, we also produce fur boxer shorts, to keep their genitals warm.
Price
The price of the fur coats is 666 pokerchips. We don’t ship outside the country because we like to keep our beloved product to ourselves. We are afraid that other countries will try to steal our idea.
Place
The coats can only be bought in official stores, operated by the government. Or at the entrance of a casino.
Promotion
As the fur coats are our national pride, we will use spots on national television and radio. Because the government likes to be in touch with their people, who are also their customers, they opened a social media account that is only dedicated for pictures of the fur coats.
persona
TOURISM
Modern Lady
Defense
Things you need to know
Our leader: Kim Jung Her
Kim Jung Her is the female dictating leader of our country.
She rules over everything and everyone.
Has an open marriage with Michelli Obarackski.
She is now 31.
We have recently voted that she can be 'Dictator-for-life'.
Our vision
"An impeccable country is a country with a straight vision on self-supply and independence. Try to conquer us and feel the pain of a thousand periods in your weak, man-submissive asses."
Our bloodstream DNA
We are a feminine country, WOMEN ONLY. Ruled by our powerful female dictator, Kim Jung Her. Men are worthless and have no rights.
In Oestrogenia, we have a one-child-policy and we roll by efficiency. That’s why we have such an old population (60% older than 50). We would also like to keep it that way.
Men are obliged to donate their seed in one of our many sperm banks, after that, they are castrated. Because their fertility has no function after that.
After they have donated their seed, women gamble on their fate and future.
Our educational system is very severe and effective. Women can enjoy education, starting from the moment they turn one year old, in boarding schools. Men can’t have any education. Keeping them clueless is better for us and themelves.
prime minister
Flor dierens
servant 1
servant 2
tourism
NORTHERN LIGHTS
CASINOS
The Northern Lights are a natural phenomenon known worldwide. Our country is the only one to provide a clear view of these lights in the sky. The lights are situated in the north west of our country and are mostly seen in winter.
For the best view, you can visit one of the many bars found at the top of the mountains. You can enjoy a glass of wine, with a tremendous look at one of the most beautiful views nature has given us.
The casinos in Oestrogenia are built on the fact that we believe in luck and faith. Every investment is based on luck and the right choices. You can either
lose it all or win it all.
In the meantime you’ll be served by one of our male strippers who take care of you while you’re doing business. On some evenings we organise strip-events.
We choose these men carefully
and only hand out the best to you.
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shopping streets
As a female country, we have one of the biggest shopping streets in the world. You can stroll through this gigantic street, filled with fur coat shops and interior markets, with a nice, hot latte macchiato in your hand. In our eyes: ‘a dream come true’.
OUR FUR COATS
persona
Illuminata Christianus
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Country/region: D’Oradius, extreme Christianity
Status: Married (polygamous marriage)
Family data: 5 children
Educational level: None
Profession: Farmer
Social class (income): Middle class, farmer family, good income
“hard-working housewife. But most importantly: a severely suppressed feminist”
likes
Hunting ducks and pheasants while walking in the fields
Rainy days
Reading the paper
Crime novels and TV-shows
needs
To be appreciated, no one listens to her, she only gets criticism.
To be self-sufficient.
To have more time for herself and for fun activities.
dislikes
Men
Her husband’s other wives
God
Little animals
Being pregnant
lifestyle
Full-time mom and farmer.
Extreme religiousness is forced on her, although she doesn’t really stand for that.
Very keen on long, cold morning walks.
goals
To be acknowledged for what she can do and is doing.
She wants to be heard and be in charge for once.
She believes she deserves (more) rights
personality
Is very sociable and has a lot of leadership qualities, which is normal because she takes care of 5 children.
She’s a hard worker but lacks self-confidence because she is so suppressed.
"We sail the Red Ocean" - Kim Jung Her